DAILY GAAAZ-O-LEEEN! AWARD goes to a Madison high school student named Ingrid, who reports that "she felt anxious over not being able to check her phone when she wanted to":

Personally, when I know I have my phone in a case and I can’t open it, it’s really stressful. I feel like it’s bad that I feel so detached and stressed out that I don’t have my phone with me, but that’s the world we live in right now.

No, my dear. That's the world you choose to live in.

Hey, I'm not exactly a Luddite; this post is being composed on a cell phone. But it's starting to creep me that so many people can't spend even five minutes without looking at their phones. What exactly is going on here???

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