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02/18/2013:

AS I WAS SAYING... It seems that even people in faraway California are following the implementation of our little, um, eugenics program for the poor and dispossessed:

Walker's numbers are inflated because poor people near the poverty line won't be able to afford private health insurance that requires individuals to pay for annual deductibles and other cost-sharing expenses, Bob Laszewski, a Washington-based insurance industry consultant, told The Associated Press after reviewing the Republican governor's plan.

"To me this is crazy policy," said Laszewski, president of Health Policy and Strategy Associates and a frequent critic of President Barack Obama's health care overhaul.

"These exchange plans were never designed for Medicaid-eligible people. They're designed for middle-class people who can afford deductibles and co-pays," he said.

Well, God bless you for caring, Mr. Laszewski... but that was the plan all along. You can't just come right out and kill 'em.

Yet.

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A LITTLE HAPPINESS: These are dour times, to put it mildly. But Estella Warren (making her second appearance in S&G) is here to remind us that a brighter day is around the corner...
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02/14/2013:

RYAN-KOCH EUGENICS PROGRAM ARRIVES IN WISCONSIN: With his trademark sick humor, Governor Scott Walker has delivered one hell of a valentine to poor Wisconsinites.

No one's going to expand Medicaid on his watch, nosiree!

Except the consequence this time won't be lack of high-speed rail. It'll be a lot more dead (and debilitated) Wisconsinites. Those 224,580 lucky people mentioned in the article are soon going to find themselves not only without any health insurance, but with no way of getting any in the future.

As I've been saying all along, the Paul Ryan plan (fully funded by the Koch brothers and other ALEC mouthpieces) isn't just for the "takers" to go away. It's for the "takers" to die.

Oh sure, there's a lot of happy tommyrot about Walker's "alternative program." But rest assured that there is no "alternative program"—or, if there is, it will make things many times worse for those unlucky enough to get caught in its web. Like every other good that Walker has promised to do for Wisconsin, it's a bald-faced lie.

Welcome to the brave new world.

 

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02/12/2013:

DAILY GAAAAAAZ-O-LEEEEEEN! AWARD: After an extended stretch of stormy weather, a quiet week is ahead for south central Wisconsin, according to forecasters.

Last Thursday tied a record for Madison set from Feb. 23-March 3, 2007 as the ninth consecutive day with measurable snow, and Friday through Monday included at least a trace of precipitation, with Sunday setting a record for Feb. 10 at 0.65 inches of rain.

But the only possible precipitation in the National Weather Service forecast for Tuesday through next Monday is scattered flurries on Tuesday morning, a 20 percent chance of snow Wednesday night, a 30 percent chance of snow Thursday, a 20 percent chance of snow Thursday night and Friday, and 30 percent chance of snow Monday.

(Emphasis mine.)


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QUOTE OF THE DAY: Governor Mark Dayton took delight in pointing out in his “State of the State” address last week that Minnesota was 12th in the nation in job creation last year while Wisconsin “which, by the way, is ‘open for business,’ helped bring up the rear at 42nd,” said Dayton. Minnesota has seen its wages and incomes trend upward while Wisconsin has been going in the opposite direction.

Kinda sucks when a handful of billionaires, er, "job creators," are keeping all the money that used to make this a nice place to live. But that's what happens when you elect a guy owned by Paul Ryan, the Kochs, and Diane Hendricks.

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02/07/2013:

HEY! THESE ARE WABBITS! My wife used to be a high-school English teacher.

One year, she had the misfortune of having to instruct a rather dim young woman who was also saddled with a mild speech impediment. The class was working its way through Richard Adams' Watership Down.

About three-quarters of the way through the novel, this student's hand suddenly shot up. She had had a major realization—an epiphany, really:

"Hey! These are wabbits!"

Lately, I'm finding that I identify more and more with that young woman (except for the speech impediment, and I had one of those too when I  was a little kid).

During all those long years when I voted mostly Republican, I still like to feel that I was doing what was best for the country. I was a classic neocon: strong supporter of Israel and a believer that people deprived of Western-style freedoms would embrace Western-style freedoms if given a chance.

I still support Israel, although you're hearing more and more these days from the Litvak lunatic fringe and I have little use for them.

But I think our experience in both Iraq and Afghanistan is more than sufficient to show that if you give some freedom-deprived peoples a taste of Western liberties, they'll basically piss all over them. Which means, to me, that Western-style liberties just aren't what some people want after all. A rather inconvenient truth, but there it is.

Yet any failures of the "neocon revolution," such as it was, would not have been enough to drive me away from the GOP. At first I paid little attention to the so-called "Tea Party" faction, since they seemed to me just another group of extremist basket cases that we've always had tucked away in the nooks and hollows of Wisconsin (they used to be called "tax protesters," and they'd shoot you if you strayed onto their property).

But suddenly one day (around the time I wrote this) I woke up and realized that the neocons were gone and the Tea Party had taken over. And that's when I had my own epiphany:

"Hey! These are fascists!"

The old GOP's "small government" had suddenly become "no government." In government's place was a stark, brutal world that would be run entirely by the very wealthy (the "makers," as Paul Ryan, the architect of Tea Party fascism, famously put it) , where the "takers" (Ryan again) would be penalized by ultimately having to slave away for third-world wages, without recourse to niceties like health insurance that would theretofore be reserved for the "makers," who would also be rewarded with pilfered Social Security monies and government pension funds looted from civil servants to enrich themselves to even more obscene levels. That this kind of system would lead (probably sooner rather than later) to violent revolution—see "France," "Russia"—was the least of the Tea Partyers' concerns. And the US Supreme Court helped the Partyers immensely when it handed down its "Citizens United" ruling... with results such as the one where three billionaires had more influence on our last gubernatorial election than Wisconsin's 5.5 million citizens combined.

Although all signs indicate that Paul Ryan originated this dangerous new American fascism with his Ayn Rand fixation and longtime subservience to large corporate interests in and around his hometown of Janesville, WI (which has since all but disowned him), the cancer has spread elsewhere.

A couple states to the southwest, Governor Sam Brownback and his Tea Party pals are conducting an "experiment" (their own term) to see what happens when you cut education and social services to the bone and give the money to a few rich folks. (Result: You get dumber kids, more dead people, and richer rich folks, but hey, whatever, right?). 
Meanwhile, there is no joy in Hoo-ville as a few faces in the GOP have begun to realize that many Americans would really rather not be Nazis, and participate in Randian social experiments.


But that our country even had to come to this sorry pass is deeply troubling, and a sign that we can't let our guard down ever again.

Look at the Germans. They were an "enlightened" people too.

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January 2o13

01/11/2013:

PUTTING LIPSTICK ON THE (FASCIST) PIG: My oh my, there's a lot of do-si-do-ing going on these days with our two favorite local cryptofascists, Paul Ryan and Scott Walker.

It's kinda looking like Ryan phoned up Herr Governor and said, "Look, this tea-party public rape of the middle class is starting to garner more bad press than it's worth... I mean, they totally didn't go for our fiscal-cliff thing of giving our friends another tax break while they lost their houses and their chances to send the kids to college, and let's face it, Scott, you still can't show your face in public hardly anywhere in Wisconsin."

"Buh... buh, buh," Walker replied.

"Look, the Kochs are making noises about getting their money back if we don't come up with a Plan B. Obviously we're never getting our hands on Social Security or the Wisconsin Retirement Fund at the rate we're going. Too many angry people out there, and this fiscal-cliff thing came along at just the wrong time. Scottie, do you know what 'moderate' means?"

"That's one of those antique Fords."

"Uh, no. It's someone who isn't extreme. Even some Republicans... think Gerald Ford. Or Chris Christie. Tommy Thompson, even."

"Those people are union-thug communist ideological zebras!"

"'Zealot' is the word you want, Scottie. Not 'zebra'."

"What-ever."

"Just have your speechwriter throw that word around in your next speech. It's spelled M-O-D-E-R-A-T-E. And tell all those pansies in Madison that you're sorry you hurt their feelings, and you want to be their friend."

"Buh, buh, boss... what do I tell Diane?"

"The same thing I told the Koch brothers about my fiscal-cliff vote... that you're lying. She'll understand. Remember, Scottie: EYES ON THE PRIZE!"

"The White House!"

"The White House! Go, team!"

"Mudder-it. Mudder-it. I kinda like how it sounds..."

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1/2/2013:

ATTN CONGRESS: ARE YOU STUPID, OR WHAT? I mean, all appearances to to contrary...

Let's get this straight. We, the taxpayers of America, elect you to do a pretty simple job that most of us don't want to do... kinda like being a school bus driver or sanitation worker, except that you make about eight times as much as those folks do for doing a job that is actually easier. But a lot of us could do without the shuttling back and forth to Washington, DC that the job requires, so we'll grant you the cushy salary.

It would be nice, though, if you'd quit giving yourselves raises (that's our money, remember, and these are hard times), since it's becoming increasingly hard to ignore the fact that you're not getting the job done. I mean, if the school bus driver left your kids on the corner every morning or if you kept having to haul your own trash to the dump, would you be voting those folks a raise?!?

You'd like it even better, I'm sure, if they gave themselves raises.

With your money.

Now, there are a few of you who do your jobs with honor, and you know who you are, and hopefully that this doesn't apply to you.

But there are a lot more of you who are not doing your jobs and have no honor. You know who you are too.

And there are quite a few of you who are the boughten whores of a man named Grover Norquist, who would rather drive the country to ruin (some of us call that treason) than put a crimp in your billionaire buddies' plan to built that fourteenth summer getaway in Gstaad... on public money, of course.

And spare me that spew about "job creators". Those of us who have the misfortune of living in Wisconsin have already heard that until we're blue in the face, and we're still waiting on that first family-supporting job courtesy of the nation's "job creators."

The jig is up. Those of you with a shred of integrity remaining should resign now... before we boot you out on your asses come next election and you have to work for a living like the rest of us. Or camp out on your billionaire buddies' lawn in Gstaad and take potluck.

Good luck with that.


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December 2o12

12/15/2012:

I MIGHT BE MOVIN' TO MONTANA SOON... just to raise me up a crop of dental floss.

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Photo credit Alexia W. from DweezilZappaWorld


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12/13/2012:

DAILY GAAAAAAZ-O-LEEEEEEN! AWARD: Our hapless governor, due to the unfathomable depth of his own stupidity, just can't seem to catch a break.

First, he got caught with his hand in the cookie jar again (remember his bumbling attempt to raid the Wisconsin Retirement System?), and, after the predictable shit storm, duly got his hand slapped (again).

Here's a clue, Scottie: All the money in the world doesn't necessarily belong to you. Hands to yourself!

And, as if that wasn't enough for one week, the venerable Forbes Magazine listed Wisconsin as one of the ten worst states for business (at no. 42), saying that the state's production was "heading in the wrong direction."

Hmmmm, no fooling. Know anybody who's hiring for anything here except McJobs? I sure don't. Companies basically quit hiring ten minutes after our lunatic governor took office.

And, as Forbes intimated in their article, hanging signs that say WISCONSIN: OPEN FOR BUSINESS! at our border crossings reeks just a little bit of desperation.

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