10/06/2011: 

 

 

SURRENDER, DOROTHY! Federal Inquiry Gets Closer to Walker

Well, as the Marines say... Fuck with the bull and you get the horn.

Every recent indicator says that the dictatorgovernor is toast.

Here's our recommendation, Generalissimo:

1) Resign now.

2) Cooperate with the Feds. You really, really don't want to spend time in a federal prison.

3) Investigate with that high-powered attorney of yours if there's any way for you to avoid the thousands of civil lawsuits (including mine) already waiting for you when you skulk away from the office you never should have held.

Asshole.

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