MAXIMUM LEADER'S LATEST BRAINSTORM: "Hey, I've got it—no bread and no circuses!"
What a clueless, self-important dolt. Who else could think of interrupting the kickoff of the NFL season for a country that has had little else to feel good about since He became President?
Especially since anyone with a brain knows that his "jobs speech" will feature nothing but mind-numbing boilerplate about electric cars, green energy, and "not panicking" as our four-year-old recession deepens.
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