Schmaltz und Grieben mit Alois, Klaus, Deb und der Lugers

May 2008

05/30/08:

IMAGE OF THE DAY: German Shepherd Dog herding sheep, White Clover Farm, upstate New York.

 

Image credit: Ulf Kintzel

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FOUR WORDS YOU DO NOT WANT TO HEAR IN SPACE... "The toilet is broken."

Bummer!

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05/28/08:

IMAGE OF THE DAY: American spirit in tornado-decimated Parkersburg, Iowa.

 

Image credit: FoxNews

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DAILY GAAAAAAZ-O-LEEEEEEN! AWARD II: "I could use some good baby vibes sent my way, or perhaps a protest march outside my house? You know, something along the lines of 'Stop this endless war! Out of Deb NOW!!!'"— Our very pregnant co-blogger, proving that she hasn't lost her edge

Und now you will send some good baby vibes in Deb's direction. Jawohl!

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DAILY GAAAAAAZ-O-LEEEEEEN! AWARD I: "The only event of the day was when security took my water bottle.  I guess that I shouldn't have told them my name was Mustapha Muhammad Medlock... In my two and a half days in Boston I attended thirteen, count-em, thirteen classes. Some were good, some bad, some in-between. Not that there's anything wrong with learning new things but I am in fact ready to take a break from hearing about gender equity, minority opportunities, sexual orientation, recruiting, eligibility, graduation rates, financial aid, global warming, Zimbabwe...well, you get the idea." — Lewis Medlock, commenting on his recent business jaunt

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B&W: Bianca, basking on a beach.

Happy Wednesday!

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05/27/08:

PRESIDENT BUSH, HAVE YOU CHANGED THE LAUNCH CODES? I can't wait to see the next bit of privileged information for US Presidents that Dhimmi Loose Cannon is going to reveal.

This dangerous moron seriously needs to be locked up. Now.

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BELATED MEMORIAL DAY REMEMBRANCE. American soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines: We at Schmaltz und Grieben salute you, and most of all your departed comrades-in-arms who paid the ultimate price for our freedom. We will always value what you have done for us, even if other pathetic "Americans" don't.

If you love your freedom... thank a vet. That means you too, Keillor.

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05/26/08:

SUBVERSION FROM WITHIN, PART 44,912: Remember when our national parks and wilderness areas were refuges for good, decent, law-abiding Americans?

Not anymore.

It's well past time that we created an agency like CTU to clean up the mess in this country before we can't even recognize our own homeland.

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05/23/08:

MAXINE WATERS CHANNELS HUGO CHAVEZ: Now here's an idea whose time has come!

/heavy HEAVY sarcasm

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