DAILY GAAAAAAZ-O-LEEEEEEN! AWARD II: "I could use some
good baby vibes sent my way, or perhaps a protest march outside my
house? You know, something along the lines of 'Stop this endless war!
Out of Deb NOW!!!'"— Our very pregnant co-blogger, proving that she hasn't lost her edge
Und now you will send some good baby vibes in Deb's direction. Jawohl! Posted by Alois on
DAILY GAAAAAAZ-O-LEEEEEEN! AWARD I: "The only event of the day was when security took my water bottle. I
guess that I shouldn't have told them my name was Mustapha Muhammad
Medlock... In my two and a half days in Boston I attended thirteen, count-em,
thirteen classes. Some were good, some bad, some in-between. Not that
there's anything wrong with learning new things but I am in fact ready
to take a break from hearing about gender equity, minority
opportunities, sexual orientation, recruiting, eligibility, graduation
rates, financial aid, global warming, Zimbabwe...well, you get the idea."— Lewis Medlock, commenting on his recent business jaunt Posted by Alois on
BELATED MEMORIAL DAY REMEMBRANCE. American soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines: We at Schmaltz und Grieben salute you, and most of all your departed comrades-in-arms who paid the ultimate price for our freedom. We will always value what you have done for us, even if other pathetic "Americans" don't.
If you love your freedom... thank a vet. That means you too, Keillor.