05/15/08:

GROANER O' THE DAY: Got this from my lovely wife, who I'm sure knew it would strike a nerve (or several of 'em). Sounds to me like Steven Wright:

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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