MY BIG ASS HOUSE, By Lisa

Bret and I have a big ass house. Here it is:

First of all, don't hate us coz we're rich! Bret makes a lot of money at the bank, plus he's got stocks and stuff, and I inherited a bundle when my grammy died!

But that's not really the point. Sometimes I look around at our big ass house, and I wonder: Why do we even need to live in a house like this?

I mean, it's just the two of us. Last year I wanted to get a dog, but Bret said he didn't want dog hair all over his stuff, plus he works out three times a week so he said it's not like he needs the exercise or anything. I guess he had a point there.

But this is a BIG ASS HOUSE. And no matter which way you look at it, it's just me and Bret living in it. Oh, and then there's the lady from Guatemala who comes in to clean every morning.

Sometimes I wonder what she cleans. It's not like there's a mess or anything. Bret is really super-anal about stuff like that. He even stacks his newspaper neatly in the bathroom when he's done reading, coz that's the kind of guy he is!!!

But we have these friends in Verona, Tim and Kim. Tim's a guy Bret went to high school with. He's in sales... in fact I think he's in tractor sales over in Barneveld or somewhere. And they just have this little house with a porch and a backyard. And they just sit out on their porch and barbecue and drink brewskis. I like going over there, coz Tim and Kim seem real happy, even if Bret says their place is a dump.

Really? I'd like to sell this big ass house if you wanna know the truth. I'd like to move out there by Verona and get a place with some land. Then I could have my dog, maybe even a horse!!! And that would be so cool.

Don't ya think???

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Comments

[Peg]

What the good is a house like that if you do not have a porch or balcony's?

[Peg]

You do have a porch, we need your house for eminent domain! I want to build a bar!