I WANNA H3!!! By Lisa

I just read that they're gonna quit making the Big Hummer, the H1, probably because they figure that people don't wanna pay over a hundred bucks just to fill one up! And I can understand that, I guess. Not that that would really bother Bret or me all that much coz we can afford it, especially after Bret made junior VP at the bank.

Actually there was a time when I was trying to get us to get an H1 coz, like, everybody has a Lincoln Navigator now even if you don't see too many teal ones like the one we special-ordered. But Bret said something about how if I rolled an H1 it would take more than the Jaws Of Life to get me out. I guess he was worried coz I'm the speeder in the family!!!

So now I've decided that I want one of those cute little H3's they're making now, even if they're not as impressive as the original, hey, it would be cheaper to fill up than an H1 and then we could take the gas money we saved and take another vacation in Cancun! Woo hoo!

Bret was just looking over my shoulder when I was checking out the H3 online. He said, "Lisa, did anybody ever tell you that hummer is another word for blow job? You want to be driving a blow job?"

Men. All they ever think about is sex!!!!

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