Schmaltz und Grieben mit Alois, Klaus und der Lugers
February 2003

2/24/03:

Congratulations to my Estonian friend Sam Muldia for getting featured on Page 1 of AndrewSullivan.com!

posted by Alois 02/24/03

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2/25/03:

"The military really should explore the concept of the Pork Grenades. I like the idea of having fiberglass facades of large pig faces mounted on the front of our armoured vehicles. Attack of the giant killer pigs."

posted by Klaus 02/25/03

TERMINAL CASE OF THE DUMB-ASS AWARD: Unfortunately today must go to one of our own hometown newspapers for this utterly clueless little screed.

posted by Alois 02/25/03

QUOTE OF THE DAY: "And THEY [appeaseniks], along with Hitler, Tojo and Mussolini bear the blame. I don't give a flying shit about their "noble intentions", THEY helped send those millions to their early graves and the ones who are currently busy trying to commit the same crime of ignorance need to be reminded EVERY FUCKING DAY until they either die or shut the Hell up. Either way is fine with me.

For, to me, they're just the same as the torturers. Just as culpable, just as bloody-handed, just as responsible. And with every action of theirs that causes our leaders to pause in bringing and end to the madmen in the Middle East, they add several thousand more murders to their already long list of crimes against humanity."

--MISHA, of The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler.

posted by Alois 02/25/03

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2/26/03:

COME AGAIN? "The priorities of the Bush administration continue to baffle even the president's supporters." Typical bullshit from today's Madison Capital Times (see also above). Just goes to show you that they've never met a Bush supporter that they could manage an actual dialogue with. Er, wait--I don't think they've ever met a Bush supporter, period. That's right, lefties... keep to your little coccoon. We can take care of business just fine without you.

posted by Alois 02/26/03

YA THINK? "SUVs inflict more harm on occupants than other cars do," said Brian O'Neill, president of an insurance industry group that will release new statistics on SUV safety at the hearing.

posted by Alois 02/26/03

QUOTE OF THE DAY: "Everyone remember who the current head of the UN Human Rights Committee is? Hint: It starts with L and rhymes with ibya."

--Sam Muldia

posted by Alois 02/26/03

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2/27/03:

FIT FOR ELECTED OFFICE: "If you're at a peace march and the guy next to you is holding up a sign saying Bush is Hitler put the peace thing on hold for a second and beat his ass."

--Dennis Miller, The Tonight Show, 2/26/03 (Courtesy Deb at Insomnomaniac)

posted by Alois 02/27/03

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2/28/03:

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Survival is a family value.

posted by Klaus (mit mein Luger) 02/28/03

EXACTLY: Headline in today's Wisconsin State Journal : "Iraq Sort Of Agrees To Destroy Missiles."

posted by Alois 02/28/03

TODAY'S MUST-READ: Charles Krauthammer goes off. The money quote: "We should be thinking now about building the new alliance structure around the United States, Britain, Australia, Turkey, such willing and supportive Old Europe countries as Spain and Italy, and the New Europe of deeply pro-American ex-communist states. Add perhaps India and Japan and you have the makings of a new post-9/11 structure involving like-minded states that see the world of the 21st century as we do: threatened above all by the conjunction of terrorism, rogue states and weapons of mass destruction. As part of that rethinking, we should redeploy our bases in Germany to Eastern Europe, which is not just friendlier but closer to the theaters of the new war."

posted by Alois 02/28/03

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